From CAH

“Cards against Humanity” buys a plot of land that obstructs the proposed border wall

From CAH

The owners of the popular card game “Cards against Humanity” have taken a stand against the President of the United States, and his campaign to seperate Mexico from the US with a wall similar to the structure seen in Game of Thrones.

The proposed wall is seen as a symbol of hate, a shrine to the President’s questionable(at best) ambitions.

Out of nowhere, the owners of Cards against Humanity have poked the bear, and could actually complicate the project to the point that it could take extended litigation before the coast is clear for the Trump administration.

The purchase of land is part of a six part promotion that is going to “Save America”.

Many will find this story hysterical, a troll job of epic scale, but there is some serious good in what the company is attempting to pull off

Here is a passage from the companies website explanining the decision, and the rationale. 

“Donald Trump is a preposterous golem who is afraid of Mexicans. He is so afraid that he wants to build a twenty-billion dollar wall that everyone knows will accomplish nothing. So we’ve purchased a plot of vacant land on the border and retained a law firm specializing in eminent domain to make it as time-consuming and expensive as possible for the wall to get built.

On Day 1, all Cards Against Humanity Saves America recipients will get an illustrated map of the land, a certificate of our promise to fight the wall, some new cards, and a few other surprises”.

A legal expert told Tastie Fish this morning that the government could invoke eminent domain, or several other constitutional provisos in an attempt to supersede the actions of the aforementioned company.

No matter what argument they present, Cards Against Humanity has the project in a vice.

“It will take alot of lawyers, alot of money, and alot of time, the over under is 2 years, and that’s generous. “



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